Her Nerdiness, Lorrie the Ninja Elf

If the pen is mightier than the sword, what is the pencil?

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j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

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saynotoy0l0:

sixpenceee:

Centaur Made of Real Bones
Skulls Unlimited is the “World’s Leading Supplier of Osteological Specimens.”
They create custom skeletal mounts of animals that don’t exist (so say the scientists) such as this Centaur. The one featured here was created using the torso of a real human skeleton and melding it with the body of a horse.Generally the company provides ‘run of the mill’ skeletons for research, however, as with the centaur, they also make some pretty awesome fake examples of hard-to-find, or non-existent, skeletons. 

The soldiers of the skeleton war are getting a huge upgrade

saynotoy0l0:

sixpenceee:

Centaur Made of Real Bones

Skulls Unlimited is the “World’s Leading Supplier of Osteological Specimens.”

They create custom skeletal mounts of animals that don’t exist (so say the scientists) such as this Centaur. The one featured here was created using the torso of a real human skeleton and melding it with the body of a horse.

Generally the company provides ‘run of the mill’ skeletons for research, however, as with the centaur, they also make some pretty awesome fake examples of hard-to-find, or non-existent, skeletons. 

The soldiers of the skeleton war are getting a huge upgrade

(via hawk-windrider)

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theodorepython:

rameninblack:

something is seriously wrong with these icons like
the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) 
the icons for link and chat are virtually identical 
the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons
did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed

They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.

I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS!

theodorepython:

rameninblack:

something is seriously wrong with these icons like

the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) 

the icons for link and chat are virtually identical 

the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons

did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed

They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.

I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS!

(via mysterebeaute)

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Sherlock:
YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?
Moriarty:
YEAH
Sherlock:
DUDE ME TOO
Moriarty:
OH MY GOD
*HIGH FIVE*
*Theme music plays*

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I am so disgusted with myself. I have loads of homework to do, and it was midnight, so I said, Huh, how will i stay awake. Oh I guesss I’ll watch a Ghibli movie. It is 4:30 am and I have made hardly any progress because I watched Porco Rosso and played pokemon. UGGHHHH I NEED TO STOP! I NEED SLEEP SO I CAN STUDY FOR THE PSAT ON WEDNESDAY BUT I NEED TODAY AND TOMORROW TO TUDY THE WHOLE DAY BECAUSE OTHERWISE I’LL FLUB THE MATH PORTION BECAUSE AS OF NOW I CAN ONLY ANSWER HALF OF THE MATH PROBLEMS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Filed under personal im so so so so stupid immma go work now maybe i can speed and get to bed by 5 i have tutoring at like 9 later and it takes half an hour to get there ugh i should have waited til another time lorrie does something stupid